Sunday September 4 2016, the bar exams aka bar finals are over. But for most, the exams are not truly over… Reports available to us, seem to indicate that over 80percent of the students who wrote the bar finals, are suffering from a condition disorder which for the purposes of elucidation, I’ll term The Post Bar Finals Traumatic Withdrawal Syndrome (PBFTWS for short.)
What is PBFTWS ?
PBFTWS as it currently stands, has no definition. However, it has been described in the following words by its victims eminent jurists…
Madam Eunice, Life Director and Alter Ego of Wig and Gown Guaranteed (WAGG) describes PBFTWS thus:-
Affirming this statement of hers, our learned colleague Jennifer had this to add
In light of these disturbing revelations, we conducted a survey on PBFTWS in order to determine its root cause. These, were our findings…
According to the great Evangelist; Fidelaw in his tome, which we have taken great pains to reproduce below, the causes of PBFTWS are biblical.
Although we have no way of refuting or verifying the above claims, the general consensus amongst our demograph was too much acada learning.
Given the prevalence of this condition disorder, the need for an immediate solution becomes increasingly apparent.
Harvey Specter, an expert in everything post Bar Finals opines thus
In support of this, Evangelist Fidelaw posits thus.
For B. A. Agbakogba, this is what works.
And Khasome does this
In view of all of the above, Permit me in closing to quote the words of our life director…
“although NLS may be over, the madness of NLS it seems, is not yet over. EP!!! “
Ps: if after reading this, you find yourself “suffering” from PBFTWS, I hope this helps you deal with the sense of disconnect you feel.
Pss: This is just Bants, intended to entertain 😃